Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’!
Because apparently, Chuck Lorre doesn’t realize that when your show’s star leaves amidst a giant clusterfuck of cocaine, dead hookers and petty, impotent, self-important rage, […]
Actors
Ha ha, Jon Hamm made fun of Trump!
For a guy who spends all his time yelling at people, firing other people, and making catty, bitchy comments about anyone who doesn’t like him […]
Just Because He’s Cute: Adrian Grenier
Even though actor Adrian Grenier (probably best known for the HBO series Entourage, which I used to watch but I ended up dropping the show) […]
Nicolas Cage just dodged a bullet!
So despite having a history of acting like an alcoholic asshole, abusing his family and asking cops to arrest him, Nicolas Cage won’t be facing […]
Dwayne Johnson probably killed Osama!
It really says something about how fast news moves that we’re already obsessing over who was the first celebrity to tweet about Osama bin Laden‘s […]
Just Because He’s Cute: Max Irons
I had zero clue who Max Irons was, but once I saw these pictures of him at the Met Gala held in NYC last night, […]
Andy Dick got arrested, what else is new?
You know it’s a slow news day when Andy Dick getting drunk and/or high is considered newsworthy. Seriously, I’m pretty sure the only way he […]
Jaden Smith made $3 Million for ruining ‘The Karate Kid’
Oh look, a post about a child of privilege who made way more money than he deserved because of his father, and it ISN’T about […]
Channing Tatum to star in a male stripper movie!
After pulling their heads out of their asses and realizing that no one really wants to see Scooby-Doo and Alvin and the Chipmunks Pull a […]
It’s official: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are banging
I know, I know, I’m sorry. This isn’t how any of us wanted to start off the week, but … well, them’s the breaks I […]
Chace Crawford’s pot possession plea bargain!
Believe me, it’s either this or a story about a fart Prince William released stepping out of the car to his wedding. Screw weddings. Anyway, […]
BREAKING NEWS: Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler aren’t banging!
With the media collectively shitting bricks over the fact that A) British royalty is getting married to a lowly peasant girl (good heavens, whatever will […]