The Rock Just Got Sued
I mean Dwayne Johnson. Or something. Why would you pick “Dwayne Johnson” over “The Rock” as your go-to name? Oh you crazy people. Anyway, it […]
Actors
Jake Gyllenhaal Ditched His Beard
So after dating for all of… What, a month? Two months? Something like that. Anyway, after dating for that short a time, Jake Gyllenhaal and […]
Gerard Butler is SO MANLY! GRAAAAAAH!!!
Are you tired of boring, non-manly moisturizer? Well then Gerard Butler is here to tell you that you can be a manly man and still […]
GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH!
An Aliens reference? Anyone? Anyone? Nope? Okay then. Anyway, Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock were spotted ringing in the new year together in Austin, Texas […]
Mila Kunis finally dumped Macaulay Culkin!
After eight years of dating (EIGHT. FUCKING. YEARS.), Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin finally broke up, which I’m assuming has something to do with the […]
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got denied – HA!
So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, who I’m sure have actual jobs but are now exclusively known for being dirty cheating whores, apparently tried getting […]
British Film Critics Are Kinda Bitchy
What better way to cap off the year than with a film anthology that really does nothing more than get really bitchy about a bunch […]
Inside Charlie Sheen’s Head: Hookers > Family
Oh look, Charlie Sheen blew off Christmas with his family so that he could spend the holiday partying. Probably with hookers. I don’t have any […]
Oh Dammit To Hell, LeAnn Rimes…
Oh look, the adultering whore who used to sing country songs has officially gotten engaged to the adultering man-skank who used to be an actor. […]
No, We Actually Like Seeing You Ryan Gosling
So apparently, if you’ve ever wondered why exactly it is that Ryan Gosling isn’t in more movies despite being one of the best and hottest […]
Hugh Jackman Got Hit In The Balls!
A propos of nothing, here’s Hugh Jackman getting hit in the balls by a cricket ball thrown by Shane Warne, who some of you may […]
Rachel Weisz And Daniel Craig Are Probably Banging
It’s official! Maybe! Apparently, Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig were photographed getting all chummy, which means that, yes, these two are definitely probably but maybe […]