The only celebs Lindsay Lohan hangs out with are dead!
Oddly enough, Lindsay Lohan is still “working” at the morgue she was transplanted into even though she’s immune to being held accountable for her actions. […]
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Lindsay Lohan’s vagina will be strategically covered up!
By now it should be plenty obvious that the only reason Playboy magazine wanted to have Lindsay Lohan as the centerfold in an upcoming issue […]
Lindsay Lohan is back to being a total moron!
A couple months back, you might remember that Lindsay Lohan heard a celebrity say her name, and proceeded to nearly whiplash herself death to see […]
Lindsay Lohan: In and out of jail in less than five hours
You have to love how we as a society have gotten to the point where Lindsay Lohan can go to jail and almost no one […]
Lindsay Lohan is back to normal!
After spending an entire month sucking up to the courts because she forgot that she will never go to jail because HA! Jail is for […]
Lindsay Lohan has to redo her Playboy shots!
For those of you wondering why Lindsay Lohan was given an entire week to surrender for her jail sentence, even though she would apparently only […]
Lindsay’s jail sentence: 30 days turns into 30 minutes!
Yesterday, I tweeted a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail for 30 days, but since she’s Lindsay, it’ll only be six days, […]
It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail!
All right, so Lindsay Lohan will officially start her 30 days of jail time sometime within the week, and has another 270 days ready and […]
Lindsay Lohan has no love from the morgue!
It’s already been established that Lindsay Lohan will be in court tomorrow to face charges of violating her probation, and she’s decided that she’s going […]
Lindsay Lohan got her rotten teeth fixed!
It looks like Lindsay Lohan heard everyone talking about her rotten teeth (and dirty hands) a couple of weeks ago and decided to pay a […]
Tila Tequila wants to box Lindsay Lohan?!
When we last checked in on famewhore Tila Tequila, she was still irrelevant and didn’t quite understand that the world wanted her to die already. […]
Lindsay Lohan is posing naked for Playboy!
In news that would have been just absolutely amazing if this were still 2006, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly going to be posing totally naked for […]