T.I. Got A Handy In Prison
Yes, I really am that committed to not talking about the fucking People’s Choice Awards. Anyway, it looks like T.I. may have gotten into some […]
Musicians
Jake Gyllenhaal Ditched His Beard
So after dating for all of… What, a month? Two months? Something like that. Anyway, after dating for that short a time, Jake Gyllenhaal and […]
Justin Bieber has devoured Michael Jackson’s soul!
With Justin Bieber‘s dark power on the wise (wonder why all those birds started dying in Arkansas? Biebs did it), BeelzeBieber has landed on the […]
Kanye West would rather wear fur than go naked!
Kanye West shows his blatant disregard for animal activist group PETA‘s call for celebrities to forgo wearing fur, as he marches out from his hotel […]
JUSTIN BIEBER DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
So Justin Bieber was caught making out with Selena Gomez this weekend (presumably after screaming “EWWWW! GIRL LIPS!” and then crying). Guess how well this […]
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got denied – HA!
So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, who I’m sure have actual jobs but are now exclusively known for being dirty cheating whores, apparently tried getting […]
Chris Brown Is Simply Delightful
Normally, I love Twitter fights, mostly because it’s like seeing two people at their basest level trying to rip each other’s throats out using misspelled […]
SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO BIEBER
Oh, look, more proof that humanity is doomed: Justin Bieber decided to have a Q&A session with his fans the other day, only it wasn’t […]
Rihanna And Whatsisname Broke Up
So, in the midst of everyone in Hollywood either having a baby or getting engaged on Christmas, we all forgot the most important part of […]
Oh Dammit To Hell, LeAnn Rimes…
Oh look, the adultering whore who used to sing country songs has officially gotten engaged to the adultering man-skank who used to be an actor. […]
Shania Twain got herself some sweet, sweet vengeance!
Alright, as weird as this is gonna sound … I actually love Shania Twain. LOVE. A lot. Which is why it makes me feel all […]
But What Does Joe Simpson Think Of Jess’ Pre-Divorce?
Oh fuck me sideways, you know it’s a dull-ass day when you’re running a story about, of all things, what Joe Simpson, the father of […]