Kim Kardashian is done dating football players?
In case you needed any further proof that Kim Kardashian is a lying whorebeast, aside from anything and everything she’s ever done ever, here’s the […]
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Katy Perry wants to see Tim Tebow’s Peacock!
Yeah, even the stories that don’t have anything to do with the Super Bowl still have something to do with football. Or as I like […]
EVERYBODY PANIC: It’s M.I.A.’s middle finger!
And now for this year’s contrived faux controversy from the half-time show, brought to you in part by easily offended old people who don’t actually […]
Gisele Bündchen slammed the Patriots!
The Super Bowl was last night in case the deafening media coverage didn’t completely tip you off, and before we delve into this year’s fake […]
Watch: Madonna’s ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’
All right Madonna fans, here’s your queen’s new music video for Give Me All Your Luvin’ (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. providing support). And you […]
Adam Lambert: Queen’s new lead singer!
Due to their shared love of dressing in drag, singing in falsetto, and having men’s faces shoved into their crotches while they’re on stage (hey […]
Demi Moore was eating Miley Cyrus’ penis cake!
So by now, we’ve established that Demi Moore was sucking back whip-its, synthetic weed, and Red Bull all while trying to bang twinks and kindergarteners […]
Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians
I’m not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol’ bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only […]
Kim Kardashian is dating Mark Sanchez now?
After Kim Kardashian gave the whole “beg the world for pity” thing a try only to have it completely not work, Kim has decided that […]
Nicki Minaj’s rider leaked!
Last time we posted anything about a rider here, it was Katy Perry‘s long list of demands that included that her drivers never make eye […]
Here’s Dwayne Johnson kissing an adorably tiny dog
It’s a ridiculously slow news day right now, so I’m filling the void with some man-pretty in the form of Dwayne Johnson kissing a super […]
Kim Kardashian has it so hard!
In a move that I’m sure doesn’t coincide at all with the finale of her latest TV show, Kim Kardashian has decided to play the […]