Madonna demands a sacrifice!
If there’s one thing I learned, it’s that getting a rich celebrity to comment on how the non-rich live will inevitably end with the rich […]
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Here come the lawsuits from Lindsay Lohan!
As anyone with a See ‘n Say knows, the cow goes “moo”, the duck goes “quack”, and the Lindsay Lohan goes “I WILL SUE YOU! […]
Demi Moore and Zac Efron?!
As more and more reports surface claiming that Demi Moore is clinging to extreme youth (by which I mean she really wants to be sixteen […]
‘Snooki’ isn’t actually pregnant!
So for some reason, someone thought that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi might be pregnant despite the fact that she’s been dropping pounds as if Tequila were […]
Nicki Minaj’s ‘Stupid Hoe’ is banned!
In related news, I’m pretty sure we found the last channel that actually plays music videos. Anyway, Nicki Minaj‘s much talked about video for Stupid […]
Channing Tatum loves prosthetic penises!
… is how I’m going to read this next story. Anyway, in a scene from the upcoming movie The Vow, stars Channing Tatum and Rachel […]
Snooki and JWoww can’t shoot in Hoboken!
As some of you might remember, MTV gave the greenlight to a Jersey Shore spin-off starring Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, because let’s […]
Adele will perform at the Grammys!
Good news, music lovers! It seems that Adele has bounced back rather quickly from her throat surgery, and has announced that she’ll be doing her […]
Reese Witherspoon just roasted Justin Bieber
So apparently, Justin Bieber really wants to remake Mark Wahlberg‘s movie Fear, which is hilarious because I’m pretty sure that movie was about a psychotic […]
Kristen Bell really likes sloths!
Kristen Bell was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday, where for some reason the topic of sloths came up. It turns out, Kristen really, really, […]
Kim Kardashian is starting a Bible study group?
Now that Kim Kardashian has ended her new show where she spends an entire season breaking up with Kris Humphries because he isn’t black the […]
Lindsay Lohan was partying at Chateau Marmont
Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan seems to have finally gotten herself on the right track and is currently following through on her probation, Lindsay […]