Brandi Glanville got it on with Gerard Butler
Remember Gerard Butler in 300? You know, well-oiled muscles, skimpy loincloth, super badass? Hold on to the spank bank fantasies, because here comes Brandi Glanville, […]
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Kris Jenner to reveal who Khloe’s father is on TV?
For most parents, revealing to their kids who their real biological father is (if the information isn’t already previously known) is something that needs to […]
Courtney Stodden is making music!
Once again, humanity fails to realize that just because you’re really good at one thing (i.e. riding 51-year-old dick into infamy despite being a teenager) […]
Joan Rivers vs. Chelsea Handler
As one of the first (and possibly funniest) female comedians, Joan Rivers is usually a good litmus test to see who is and isn’t a […]
Not BFFs: Angelina Jolie & Stacy Keibler
Stacy Keibler is still George Clooney‘s girlfriend right now, because George must always have a d-lister on his arm at all times but God help […]
Don’t call Kim Kardashian’s marriage a ‘business decision’
Despite the fact that Kim Kardashian married Kris Humphries for the sake of turning it into a reality TV special and then making millions out […]
The Oscar nominations are out!
Now that the Golden Globe Awards have more or less spoiled the results for us, here are the Oscar nominations for the 84th annual Academy […]
Kristin Cavallari is pregnant!
Just indulge me a little here and pretend that Kristin Cavallari is still actually relevant, okay? Okay. Well, the former resident bitch of Laguna Beach […]
Ke$ha and Wayne Coyne are snorting Tums together
Remember how awesome The Flaming Lips‘ tenth album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots was? Hold on to those memories for dear life, because this next […]
A psychic helped Kim Kardashian get divorced?
I remember when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake marriage after only seventy-two days, my first instinct was to role my eyes, mutter “well of […]
Heidi Klum and Seal are out!
Ha! Project Runway humor! But no seriously, Heidi Klum and Seal are getting a divorce after seven years of marriage. In an item that was […]
Lindsay Lohan still needs an assistant?
Despite the fact that I don’t actually think her life is so busy and hectic as to require someone to constantly follow her around and […]