Don’t hit Miley’s mom or she’ll break you!
Miley Cyrus and her mom Tish were at the California Chicken Cafe (what do chickens have to do with coffee?) the other day when the […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Chris Brown is done apologizing!
Apparently, Chris Brown flashing his dick on the internet was his final “I’m sorry for trying to eat my ex-girlfriend’s face”, because Chris has decided […]
Paris Hilton pulled a Lindsay Lohan!
Because karma is basically just another religious points system constantly being disproved by the rich and douchey, a lawsuit against Paris Hilton over fucking hair […]
Lady Gaga misses the target
I hate myself for that headline. Anyway, Lady Gaga has cut off a retail deal with Target for an exclusive edition of her upcoming album, […]
Celebrity Rehab starts off with a bang!
Good news for everyone who enjoys seeing G-List Celebrities get helped with their addictions by a quack famewhore doctor: A new season of Dr. Drew’s […]
Amanda Seyfried is also winning!
Amanda Seyfried gave an interview to Elle magazine about how her love life has gone so far, and clearly, girl has been sipping of the […]
Lady Gaga does not approve of breast milk ice cream!
Out of all the insane things that can be associated with Lady Gaga … ice cream made of breast milk? That ranks pretty high up […]
Conan O’Brien is a national hero!
Last week, Kim Kardashian declared war on humanity by unleashing a single so terrible, even the deaf pray for death. Anyway, it was bad enough […]
Sarah Palin is mad at Kathy Griffin. Again.
Oh Sarah Palin, I will never tire of your impotent rage … anyway, Sarah’s pissed at funny lady Kathy Griffin again after she was reported […]
Halle Berry’s daughter might not like everything she’s done!
So now that the custody battle between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is over and everyone realizes that they’re both generally pretty awful people, Halle […]
Emma Watson is taking a break from school
And before any Harry Potter nerds ask, no, it’s not so she can help find and destroy the final horcruxes. Anyway, Emma Watson is temporarily […]
Behold Jennifer Aniston’s sex tape!
And by “sex tape” I mean a viral video she made to promote Smart Water, which is like regular bottled water except the bottle looks […]