Who wants to see Britney’s va-jay-jay? (Again!)
Remember back in the early aughts (or whatever you call years the new millennium) when Britney Spears‘ vagina used to be like this beautiful, mythical creature […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Snooki is getting in the wrestling ring?!
Just in case you didn’t quite realize that wrestling is pretty much completely fake at this point (except the injuries. That shit’s real), Nicole ‘Snooki’ […]
About Charlie Sheen …
There’s a certain moment in every adult’s life when they realize that while they can do whatever they want, they probably shouldn’t. When I first […]
Lindsay Lohan is un-freaking-touchable!
I hate to say I told you so, but let’s face it, I (as well as every other gossip blogger out there) have pretty much […]
Justin Bieber wants a mustache!
Because clearly getting rid of his weird, Lego hair wasn’t a big and hilarious enough of a “FUCK YOU” to all his fans, Justin Bieber […]
Courtney Love settles her Twitter drama!
So despite the fact that Courtney Love has more or less abandoned her old Twitter account, which was really just a bunch of pictures of […]
Lindsay’s probably going to jail!
Hey everyone, remember Lindsay Lohan? Remember when she used to be relevant until everyone started freaking the shit out because a violent drug-addict said “TIGER […]
Blame Ciara for Kim Kardashian’s new song!
Whenever a major disaster happens, the first thing anyone tries to do is find someone to take responsibility for it. Such is the case with […]
Mike Huckabee is not a Natalie Portman fan!
Remember Mike Huckabee? He was a republican presidential hopeful during the primaries, but everyone realized he kinda sucked so he lost? Yeah, that guy. I […]
Charlie isn’t getting his kids back anytime soon!
So earlier we all found out that Charlie Sheen was losing custody of his twins because he’s a coke-addicted nutcase with a history of violence […]
Checkin’ in on Paula Abdul …
Yup, bitch is still crazy. Apparently Paula Abdul crawled out of the Xanax bottle she’s been living in since she got fired from American Idol […]
Beliebers gloat about Selena’s bruised lip!
Look, I know I bash on Justin Bieber a lot, but honestly? I don’t really have much of an opinion on him, mostly because there’s […]