Charlie Sheen is Kim Kardashian now!
So by now you have either (A) started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter, (B) know someone who is following him on Twitter who is retweeting […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Beyoncé donated her Qaddafi money too!
With Nelly Furtado publicly announcing that she’d be getting rid of the money paid to her by Muammar ‘Batshit Insane Cape Guy‘ Qaddafi, Beyoncé has […]
Xtina got her drunk ass a job!
Fresh off her arrest for public intoxication, which is a nice way to say “bitch be drunk off her ass”, Christina Aguilera somehow managed to […]
Dr. Luke & Britney vs. The Bellamy Brothers
Remember how The Bellamy Brothers claimed that Britney Spears ripped off the title of their song, If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would […]
Christina Hendricks models for Vivienne Westwood!
Two Christina Hendricks posts in the same day? Well shut up, I was just nominated for a TLA Award for most prolific Twitterer in the […]
Trump doesn’t understand the definition of winning!
Because you can’t run a story about a white, psychopathic man without getting Donald Trump‘s opinions on it (He thinks they’re great!), The Don apparently […]
Kim Kardashian is hear to assault your ear-holes!
This is the sort of shit I put myself through for you people: I just listened to Kim Kardashian‘s first ever single Jam (Turn It […]
Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are doing it!
So apparently, now that Olivia Wilde is no longer banging a goddamn prince (A PRINCE FOR GOD’S SAKE! And not like that annoying little troll […]
Charlie Sheen lost custody of his kids!
Remember Brooke Mueller? She was married to Charlie Sheen, had twin boys with him, and then he held a knife to her throat and threatened […]
Christina Hendricks to appear on ‘Top Chef’
Good news, everyone! Top Chef is finally combining my three favorite things in the world: Sitting on my ass watching TV, gratuitous food porn and […]
Oh look, Charlie’s on Twitter now. Great.
Not happy with merely opening his mouth and watching as a brown, frothy wave of BATSHIT INSANITY came spewing out, Charlie Sheen decided to jump […]
Anne and James hate each other now!
So if you all remember how the Oscars turned out, and honestly how could I forget at this point, you’ll remember that James Franco basically […]