British Film Critics Are Kinda Bitchy
What better way to cap off the year than with a film anthology that really does nothing more than get really bitchy about a bunch […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Russell Brand Isn’t Getting Any Tonight!
For those of you who ever wondered why it is that Katy Perry can’t seem to leave the house without turning her Homer Simpson Makeup […]
Here’s How Hugh Hefner Ruined His Life…
… Or what little of it remained anyway. What? He’s 84-years-old for God’s sake. The man cums powder at this point. Anyway, in an interview, […]
Joe Francis Got Divorced. LOL
It’s official! Joe Francis is getting a divorce after only one month of marriage! Sort of. Actually it turns out he was never really full-on […]
American Psycho 3: Now With More Famewhores!
So Scott Disick, the guy who’s really only famous for banging Kourtney Kardashian (who in turn is really only famous for being related to Kim […]
Video Fix: Kanye West’s ‘Monster’
Alright, let’s just get it out of the way right now: Kanye West is still kind of a douche, but he’s also kinda awesome. There, […]
Chris Brown Is Simply Delightful
Normally, I love Twitter fights, mostly because it’s like seeing two people at their basest level trying to rip each other’s throats out using misspelled […]
Oh Joy, Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet
Did you almost forget about Tila Tequila? No? Because you didn’t even remember her to begin with? Lucky bastard. Anyway, it seems Tila has come […]
Have We Learned Nothing From Paris Hilton?
Because apparently having Paris Hilton inflicted upon society has taught us nothing except that herpes is incredibly unpleasant, Kim Kardashian is burning pretty fast through […]
We’re Not Gonna Drop Snooki Off A Building For New Year’s
Ugh, and we were like this close too. Bastards! Anyway, originally MTV made a statement that a stunt was being planned for the big NYC […]
Yeah, Natalie Portman Is Getting That Oscar
Because clearly it wasn’t enough to turn in one of the best performances of the year, then get impregnated and engaged to someone on set, […]
STOP GETTING ENGAGED!
STOP THIS. STOP THIS NOW. Oh, sure, one celebrity engagement over Christmas was nice. Two was cute. TEN OF THEM IS INFURIATING. Add Reese Witherspoon […]