Brooke Mueller got kicked off a plane again!

Brooke Mueller

Remember that time Brooke Mueller got booted off Charlie Sheen‘s plane of cocaine and hookers because she wasn’t a big enough drug addict? Well, now Brooke got kicked off another plane, this time because she’s too much of a drug addict. No really, that’s how I’m reading this because the two of them have replaced their blood with heroin.

Sources close to Brooke tell TMZ … just before the plane was about to push back from the gate, Brooke felt nauseous and said she needed to go to the bathroom.  The flight attendant told her she could not get up, and things then got heated. Brooke insisted she had to throw up, but Brooke is telling people the flight attendant rudely replied, “Tough.”  Brooke then went ballistic and demanded to get off the plane.  She says her wish was granted. But a witness on the plane tells TMZ … Brooke was “belligerent and cussing out the flight attendant” so she was removed from the plane. SOURCE

I’m going to assume that Brooke’s story is complete bullshit because drug addicts are hilarious and will say anything as long as it gets them out of trouble/rehab. At this point you can dangle a crackpipe in front of Brooke and she’d come up with a surprisingly persuasive PowerPoint presentation about how the sky is actually green and everyone is a robot.

Brooke Mueller

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