Chris Brown has really earned his tough guy rep, what with his beating up women and throwing a hissy fit on Twitter when Drake gave him a widdle boo-boo on his chinny-chin-chin. Well, now his crew is getting in on that sweet “harass those physically weaker than you” action, by yelling at little old sandwich-making ladies and chasing elderly men around with tasers. Yeah, I know. Takes a real man to beat up women and the elderly. RumorFix reports …
Chris Brown’s posse is being accused of picking on a Good Samaritan outside a Subway restaurant in Hollywood on Thursday, RumorFix is reporting. Eyewitnesses say the man in blue is one of Chris’ buddies — and he was eating at Subway when he was harassing an elderly female employee who wanted to charge him for extra meat. An elderly man — a Good Samaritan — was sticking up for her, then eyewitnesses say Chris’ crew started taunting him with racial slurs. That’s when Chris pulled up in his Lamborghini and his bodyguards allegedly pulled out a stun gun and chased the Good Samaritan around the parking lot before police broke up the scene.
This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, considering that Chris is an award-winning douche, so I can only assume the useless hanger-ons feeding off him can’t exactly be winners either. But hey, it’s all good because he sings at-best-passable R&B songs and he dances pretty. That totally counteracts trying to electrocute grandpa, am I right?