Justin Bieber trapped in a hotel? Causing a riot?

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Because there is literally no situation that can be presented to a Belieber that they can’t fuck up horribly, Justin Bieber has incited a mass of insane little girls to swarm the hotel room he’s staying at in Liverpool, and the police are saying that if Justin or any of his entourage comes outside, they will be arrested for causing a full-on riot.

Justin Bieber is currently holed up in his hotel in Liverpool, England — with thousands of screaming girls outside … and cops have warned Bieber that it could turn in to a “possible riot situation” and have even threatened to arrest him. Sources connected to Bieber tell us the pop star and his entourage have been warned that if Bieb or his team go anywhere near the balcony … they will be arrested immediately for inciting a riot. SOURCE

So basically, Bieber’s fans are insane enough to swarm his building and possibly get him arrested all for … what exactly? You’re fighting against thousands of completely identical, equally insane little girls for the affections of someone who literally would not deign to kick you in the stomach to get some dog shit off his shoe. Although I just can’t see the forest through the trees here: Justin could go to jail, which means a few sweet Bieberless hours. Huzzah!

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