Kathy Griffin isn’t on ‘The D-List’ anymore! :(

Bad news, gays (because only the gays care about Kathy. SCIENCE!): Kathy Griffin is ending her critically-acclaimed television series, My Life On the D-List, in order to keep herself from becoming Kate Gosselin. No, seriously, that was her reason. Man, Kate just fucking ruins everything.

“It was a really tough decision because I think of The D-List as pretty much my baby for the last six seasons and I also think it was really time to stop doing it,” the 50-year-old star told People. “Reality is great, but I really didn’t set out to be a reality star. So now it’s time to spread my wings and show that I’m a little different than Kate Gosselin … I’m not saying better, but maybe separate myself from the pack a little bit.” SOURCE

Oh dammit to hell … Television, once again if you have crushed my hopes and dreams. Just like you did with Futurama, Pushing Daisies, Terriers, Dead Like Me, Firefly, Arrested Development, Wonderfalls … How the hell is Two And A Half Men still on the air? Dammit. Oh well, at least we’ll always have that time Kathy hosted the GayVNs. You know, before they stopped being relevant.

About JEREMY FEIST 4832 Articles
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.