Kim Kardashian allegedly knows how to fake it!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner

Honestly, the only reason I put allegedly in the title is to cover my ass at this point. Anyway, here’s another “bombshell” about how everything on Kim Kardashian‘s shows are fake. Some fans of the show noticed that in a scene between Kim and Kris Jenner involving the two of them discussing Kim’s crumbling marriage in the back of a car, there are several plot holes, including impossible lighting, no actual emotions, and the fact that the two were scene wearing the same clothes they were wearing in that car scene (allegedly shot in October) in December while leaving a studio. Shocker? Reality Tea reports:

The photos you’re seeing above of Kim and pimpmomager Kris Jenner were taken on December 6, 2011. The photo agency which snapped the pics stated Kim and Kris were leaving a studio in Los Angeles.

Does Kim outfit look familiar? It should because Kim is sporting the same exact outfit, same hairstyle and same makeup as she did in a scene that aired on KKTNY last Sunday which according to E! was filmed in Dubai… in October… weeks before Kim pulled the plug on her marriage.

In the scene, Kim tries to garner sympathy appear remorseful as she tells her mom she is having marital issues with hubby Kris. There’s only one problem folks: Kim filed for divorce on October 31 and it appears that “Dubai” scene was actually taped in Los Angeles on Dec. 6. Still having doubts? Well, feel free to check out the outfit Kris’ assistant is carrying behind her. Ding ding ding! It’s the SAME “Dubai” outfit plus Kris is still wearing the same earrings.

Wowzers. So this proves the Kardashians’ shows are as phony as the Kardashians. Furthermore, Kim and Kris actually filmed this scene last month to not only try to fool their audience, but to also try to make Kim a victim. Unfortunately for Kris Humphries, he didn’t get a chance to go back and film phony scenes to help his image.

So the Kardashians are awful famewhores and everything they say is a lie? No way. Once again, I’d like to remind everyone that most gossip blogs worth their salt have been saying this for YEARS. Not just since Kim broke up her bake fake marriage; we’ve been saying this FOR YEARS. This is what happens when you don’t devote yourself to obsessive, brown-nosing fandom: eventually, you start to see that most of this shit is staged, prodded, pocked, and manipulated into being entertaining. I mean really, do you actually think Kim does NOT have the personality of moldy cardboard in real life? Pshaw, darling. Pshaw.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner


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