Morality is not in Charlie Sheen’s contract!

Charlie Sheen

How’s this for depressing: According to his contract, Charlie Sheen can inject cocaine into his lungs (that’s how drugs work, right?) and swim in a pool full of whiskey and hooker blood, and there is literally nothing his bosses can do about it. Why? Because apparently is neither in his contract, or his general demeanor and personality.

Sources tell TMZ … Charlie has never had a morals clause in his contract, which would allow Warner Bros. to fire him if he engaged in improper conduct that reflected badly on the show. Cocaine and prostitutes would probably meet the criteria for giving C.S. the boot, but sources say Charlie is telling everyone, “That’s my personal life. My contract protects me. They can’t fire me.” SOURCE

Oh, and one of his whores is pregnant.

TMZ obtained the text message Kacey sent Charlie yesterday afternoon (see above). After dropping the bomb — which must’ve floored Charlie — Kacey continued, “I don’t believe it’s yours, but I’m going to Oregon to take care of the situation.”

TWO MILLION DOLLARS. He makes that EVERY WEEK. He shot his first wife! He held a knife to the throat of his second! He passes over his family so that he can lock pornstars in cupboard and drink Coke laced with coke! And there is literally nothing we can do about it because no earthly force can make Charlie Sheen act like a decent human being!

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