Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Back together?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Back when news first broke out about how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart broke up, RuPaul posted something on Twitter about how the whole thing was a sham meant to hype the final, terrible Twilight movie. Which was weird, because it seemed like a lot of work to make the stars of their movie look just downright terrible in order to pimp a crappy movie that glorifies weak female characters and unhealthy relationships, but then again, I’m not a bad person who likes bad movies. So of course, People is reporting that Robert and Kristen are back together, because life imitates art like that.

Stewart, 22, and Pattinson, 26, met up in Los Angeles over the weekend of Sept. 15, People reports in its upcoming issue. And, according to an insider, the Twilight hunk’s pals “think they’ll be a couple again.” While Pattinson was completely heartbroken over the split, says another source, moving on is “easier said than done … and clearly harder than expected.”

So I’m guessing that a few of the producers sat down and realized that the best way to promote a movie about a non-functional, one-sided relationship was to manufacture a non-functional, one-sided relationship, even if the press caught one of them banging a married man. Why? Because it’s easier to fill the void in your love life with a unhealthy fantasy than it is to mature yourself to the point where you can support an adult relationship. Yay vampires!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

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