Good news! Specifically for me, but you should all be happy for me anyway because I demand your affection. Anyway, it turns out that despite rumors to the contrary, Sandra Bullock is not dating the rebounding Ryan Reynolds, which is kind of a pity because it would have been a great way to stick it to Scarlett Johansson. On the plus side, I can now stick it to Ryan Reynolds. Hey-o!
In an interview with Today’s Al Roker, Bullock made it clear that rumors of her and newly single Ryan Reynolds being an item aren’t true.
“I think there will be a collective sigh amomgst women across the united Stated when I say he’s not my lovah,” Bullock, 46, says on the red carpet before Sunday night’s Golden Globes. “He’s just an amazing friend for 10 years … but I don’t get his loving after dark.” SOURCE
Oh come on, really? Not that I wouldn’t totally go for it, but you have to admit: Ryan and Sandra would be a super cute couple. And they would have a kick-ass celebrity couple name: Ryandra Reyllock. Oh come on, that one is solid. Way better than Brangelina, which sounds like some sort of all-natural cereal that helps you poo.