Chris Brown is still an angry homophobe!
In case you’re wondering, today’s theme is “Stupid fuck-up coddled celebrities who will never learn from their mistakes”. Anyway, despite flashing his cutesy little diploma […]
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Chris Brown and Justin Bieber’s new video
Below is the new video for Chris Brown and Justin Bieber‘s new single Next 2 You, and what the song lacks in proper grammatical structure, […]
No one likes Chris Brown!
Shockingly, Chris Brown somehow made it through an entire TV appearance on Dancing with the Stars last night without ripping off his shirt or throwing […]
Chris Brown’s DWTS performance is going to end well!
So despite the fact that he trashed the fresh hell out of their Good Morning America set, ABC decided to have Chris Brown perform on […]
Chris Brown also sucks as a neighbor!
You know, sometimes I feel bad for beating up on Chris Brown as much as I do. And then I remember that Chris beat up […]
Chris Brown’s publicist just jumped ship!
Yeah, surprise surprise here, but following Chris Brown‘s breakfast break-down a couple days ago on Good Morning America, his publicist has decided to jump ship […]
Russell Simmons: LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALOOOOOOOOONE!
That was supposed to be Chris Crocker. Did it work? No? Fuck it, I tried. Anyway, Russell Simmons wrote a long-winded spiel about how we […]
Never Mind, Chris Brown isn’t going to jail!
Guess what, everyone? It turns out ABC won’t be pressing charges against Chris Brown after he stormed out of an interview, broke a window and […]
Chris Brown might be heading to jail!
UPDATE: Never Mind, Chris Brown isn’t going to jail! So now that the proverbial shit has hit the proverbial fan (again) for Chris Brown, it […]
Chris Brown is still angry!
Remember how, after he tried to eat his girlfriend’s face like a fruit roll-up, Chris Brown went to anger management, did the absolute bare minimum […]
Chris Brown didn’t leak his naked picture?
By now you’ve probably seen that picture of Chris Brown‘s cock, mostly because at this point at this point they’re about as prevalent as Rebecca […]
Chris Brown is done apologizing!
Apparently, Chris Brown flashing his dick on the internet was his final “I’m sorry for trying to eat my ex-girlfriend’s face”, because Chris has decided […]