Rolling Stone: Not a fan of the Kardashians!
Confession time: There’s nothing I enjoy more than an out-of-left-field slam on the Kardashian family. The less build-up there is to it, the more I […]
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The Kardashians refuse to shoot until thief is caught
There’s been a bit of a crime spree happening on the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, as random thefts keep happening in the […]
Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Robbed by their reality crew?
So apparently, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were the victims of theft a few days ago, which I’m sure Kris Jenner immediately recognized as an opportunity […]
That Kardashian ‘reality’ show got renewed
Despite it becoming increasingly obvious to the masses that the Kardashian family is comprised of manipulative, ruthless famewhores, there’s still a committed segment of the […]
The Kardashian Kristmas Kard kost $250,000!
Yesterday, the Kardashian family revealed their annual Kristmas Kard, and it was … well, sh!t. It’s basically one huge pile of violently expelled human excrement […]
Want to meet Kourtney Kardashian? That’ll be $150!
Apparently, there’s a huge market of people who actually like the Kardashians and don’t think that they’re a bunch of insufferable, awful people who have […]
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Coming to an end?
For almost six years now, Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been a cultural and moral blight on our society. It taught an entire generation […]
The Kardashians’ ratings are plummeting!
After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely […]
The Kardashian sisters had a vagina sniff-off?!
If you’ve never heard of the term “jumping the shark,” here’s a quick refresher: The term comes from an episode of Happy Days where they […]
The Kardashian makeup line is being pulled off shelves
Some of you might remember this one, but a couple months ago, the Kardashians were accused of stealing the name of a makeup line, Kroma, […]
Scott Disick wants Kourtney Kardashian to lose weight
Because today’s theme is apparently “stupid, misogynist a-holes saying horrible things,” Scott Disick reportedly told his girlfriend and baby mama Kourtney Kardashian that she needed […]
Kris Jenner is (allegedly) not that great of a mom
Over the years, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars and amassed tons of publicity by essentially turning her family into a 24/7 fame-whoring plant, […]