Take a look inside the Oscars ‘losers’ gift bags!

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The Oscar gift bags are notorious for being extravagant, lavish prizes whose overall cost could by a nice house in a small town. This year is no different, and the gift bags for the nominees who don’t win reportedly cost around $80,000 a pop. So behold the many contents, via HuffPo

  • Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines
  • 10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the loser’s pet charity of choice
  • Hydroxycut protein shakes, bars and gummies
  • Swiss-made Slow Watches
  • Betty Jane candies
  • Acure Organics “cutting-edge” skincare products
  • Jan Lewis bracelets and silk ties
  • Cannonball wine
  • A wearable camera by Narrative Clip
  • Polar Loop activity tracker
  • Bee Free Honee organic apple honey
  • Blossom Blends “bespoke” teas
  • Mace pepper spray gun
  • Fine art from Gizara Arts
  • Jitseu Handbags
  • The LOADED book series
  • Steamist Total Sense home spa system
  • Aviv 613 luxury vodka
  • Wrag Wrap luxury sustainable gift wrap
  • Dosha Pops
  • VETVIK “The Covert” leather iPhone case
  • HISY Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple devices
  • Mane ‘n Tail haircare products and Conceived by Nature styling products
  • The Green Garmento Gargantote and dry cleaning bag
  • Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons
  • Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy
  • M3K Beauty products for “exceptionally vibrant skin”
  • DrainWig
  • Acupuncture sessions with Heather Lounsbury
  • Personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness
  • Rouge Maple “best maple syrup you’ve ever tasted”
  • Slimware portion-control plates
  • Coolway “no damage” Go Pro blow dryer
  • Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo
  • Wonder Glow Organic Lipgloss from Makeup Studio by Diane Capt
  • Knit & Co. cable knit mittens
  • Krystal Klear Water whole house water filtration system
  • The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels
  • ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System performed by Dr. William Yates
  • Max Martin luxury American-made shoes
  • Deluxe vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico and Japan

So if losing the Oscar bums you out, don’t worry! You win a free trip to every cool place in the world and enough candy to eat a month’s worth of feelings. Seriously, if I ever got one of those, I’d immediately sell it and use the money to put down a sizable down-payment on a house.

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