The Kardashians party without Kim, because she’s still sad!

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So apparently, Kim Kardashian is sticking to this whole “stay out of the public eye” (thank heavens) thing because Us Weekly is reporting that during a celebration of Lamar Odom‘s birthday with all the other famewhores, Kim was the only one who stayed home because apparently she’s so very sad about her fake marriage being fake that she can’t even be bothered to be happy for the other members of her family.

The birthday boy was joined by wife Khloé, 27, Rob, 24, Kourtney Kardashian and beau Scott Disick, their son Mason, parents Kris and Bruce Jenner plus Rob’s DWTS partner Cheryl Burke and fellow pro Mark Ballas and three other pals. Kim Kardashian, however, was a no-show for the bash; the divorcee-to-be arrived back in L.A. Sunday evening after a quickie visit with Kris Humphries to hash out details of their impending divorce and to reach “closure,” according to one source.

So a member of her family had a birthday, and she decided that the fake sadness of her fake marriage ending in fake divorce was more important than celebrating with her family? All together now: worst person ever. Seriously, this bitch can’t even get it up long enough to go out for dinner for a couple hours? Christ, how much time does she need to wipe the fake tears her handlers squirted into her eyes with the wads of cash she got for pretending to be in love on television? What a bitch.

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