So, OH MY GOD LADY GAGA PLAYED A NEW SONG AT A FASHION SHOW AND IT’S SUPER AWESOME AND KINDA GAY AND WEEEEEEEE! Oh I kid, I kid, it actually kinda blows. Hard. Mind you, it’s a remix of one of her actual songs, and as we all know, remixes are inherently shittier than their original counterparts, but still, this is … bad. Really bad. Calling it eurotrash would be an insult to European based garbage. The best analogy I can use is that the song is basically the Katie Price of music, in that I’m not really sure what it is, but I hate it.
[EDIT: higher quality version]