Xtina got her drunk ass a job!
Fresh off her arrest for public intoxication, which is a nice way to say “bitch be drunk off her ass”, Christina Aguilera somehow managed to […]
Month: March 2011
Dr. Luke & Britney vs. The Bellamy Brothers
Remember how The Bellamy Brothers claimed that Britney Spears ripped off the title of their song, If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would […]
Bobbi Kristina doing coke? Oh hell to the no!
I guess it really is true, the apple never falls very far from the tree. The latest issue of National Enquirer contains a picture the […]
FitnessBytes: Take a catnap!
We were all exhausted after this year’s Oscars. Just ask James Franco. This guy knows what I’m talking about. Pictured taking a “catnap” with his […]
Gaga is a ‘Government Hooker’ for Mugler!
Lady Gaga walked in the Thierry Mugler fashion show at Paris Fashion Week today. Wait … Thierry Mugler? Before Gaga’s involvement with the brand, which […]
Christina Hendricks models for Vivienne Westwood!
Two Christina Hendricks posts in the same day? Well shut up, I was just nominated for a TLA Award for most prolific Twitterer in the […]
Michael Lohan? Bombshell McGee? Rebel Ink?
This is probably the most random thing I’ve ever seen … here’s the new cover of Rebel Ink magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan‘s dad Michael Lohan […]
Trump doesn’t understand the definition of winning!
Because you can’t run a story about a white, psychopathic man without getting Donald Trump‘s opinions on it (He thinks they’re great!), The Don apparently […]
Kim Kardashian is hear to assault your ear-holes!
This is the sort of shit I put myself through for you people: I just listened to Kim Kardashian‘s first ever single Jam (Turn It […]
Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are doing it!
So apparently, now that Olivia Wilde is no longer banging a goddamn prince (A PRINCE FOR GOD’S SAKE! And not like that annoying little troll […]
Charlie Sheen lost custody of his kids!
Remember Brooke Mueller? She was married to Charlie Sheen, had twin boys with him, and then he held a knife to her throat and threatened […]
Christina Hendricks to appear on ‘Top Chef’
Good news, everyone! Top Chef is finally combining my three favorite things in the world: Sitting on my ass watching TV, gratuitous food porn and […]