David Lynch is releasing an album featuring Karen O
And just like that, I’ve blown up the head of every hipster that reads this blog. Anyway, David Lynch is releasing an album of electronic […]
Month: August 2011
Kim Kardashian really wants you to see her rash
Remember when Kim Kardashian told the media that she had psoriasis and that if the media ever found out it would end her career? Well, […]
Hilary Duff is pregnant!
See what I mean about how everyone went baby crazy this weekend? Well now Hilary Duff has gone and gotten herself pregnant, because you can […]
Jessica Alba also had another baby!
And that’s all I’m gonna be able to squeeze out of that lemon, because the only joke I can think of here is that this […]
Tina Fey had another baby!
I’m warning you right now: everyone pushed or implanted a tiny little fetus out of their vagina this weekend, and it’s going to get old […]
Brooke Hogan is not banging her dad!
So last week, Brooke Hogan hit the snooze button on the clock that announces when her fifteen minutes are up by posing nude in an […]
Agyness Deyn reveals her first heartbreak for Dr. Martens!
Earlier today saw the transatlantic super launch of the new Dr. Martens short film called First Heartbreak starring models Agyness Deyn and Ash Stymest (also […]
Tyra Banks wrote a book!
… Well actually, that headline isn’t really accurate, especially since Tyra Banks writes books the way Freddy Krueger babysits kids. Aaaaaanyway, Our Lady of Perpetual […]
Kanye West fall down go boom!
Here’s your daily dose of Schadenfreude: Kanye “STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I’M HITLER ‘CAUSE I’M MICHAEL JORDAN” West must have been goose-stepping a little […]
Did Adam Sandler dine and dash?
If you’ve never worked in a restaurant before you can’t really appreciate what an absolutely thankless job it is to be a waiter. Granted, some […]
Snooki thinks Italy needs more tanning salons and fast food
In case the tan, the bump-it and the fact that she generally acts like a two-dollar Vegas whore weren’t a tip off enough, Snooki is […]
Rose McGowan was raised by Drag Queens
Because gay men needed a reason other than a muscly greased up Jason Momoa running around in naught but a loincloth, Rose McGowan gave an […]