Oh goodie, the Kardashians are breeding now!
What, like you thought they’d be done exploiting major personal life events for profit? HAHAHA, no. Like any good pimp, Kris Jenner knows to keep […]
Month: September 2011
Kathy Griffin continues to call out the Bachmanns
Thank God for Michele Bachmann and her ALLEGEDLY insane and gay husband, Marcus Bachmann. They’re like everything a comedy writer could ask for and more. […]
Perez Hilton has a children’s book now?
You guys know Perez Hilton, right? He’s the gossip blogger who’s the most famous despite being the least talented or funny but makes up for […]
Lindsay Lohan calls the kettle ‘pathetic’!
It turns out Lindsay Lohan is so easy to make fun of that even celebrities are allowed to mock her. Which is why Mena Suvari […]
Audrina Patridge got canceled!
I have no idea why, but apparently something clicked in people’s heads to make them stop watching reality shows about uninteresting, untalented celebrities (see: Kate […]
Gorgeous: Angelina Jolie covers ‘Vanity Fair’
Without a doubt, this cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair featuring Angelina Jolie (age 36) is one of the most stunning covers in […]
Crazy Time To Relax
† FROM DJ PAUL V. For the last mashup of Summer 2011, we take you to the disco. And, we serve up the 70’s, 80’s […]
Cher defends Chaz Bono competing on DWTS
So at first, when I heard Chaz Bono was going to be on Dancing With The Stars, I was all like “Yay! Good for him!” […]
Most Eligible Dallas? Most Eligible Kill Me!
Bravo has long been trying to begin a franchise dedicated to the single life. Two summers ago, they premiered Miami Social – a show that […]
Lindsay Lohan’s new tattoo is so ironic!
Being totally delusional must run pretty deep in the Lohan family, because Lindsay Lohan got herself a brand new tattoo yesterday, and while normally I […]
George Clooney won’t run for President!
For some reason, people want George Clooney to run for president. I’m guessing because relatively speaking he’s pretty savvy and incredibly likable. But sadly, our […]
The Kardashians are white supremacists now?
I never understood Kris Jenner‘s incessant need to give everything a name starting with the letter K. So far, my only theory on the matter […]