Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist spills the beans!
In the wake of Kim Kardashian‘s big fake ass getting big fake married and the subsequently big fake divorced all for her big fake reality […]
Month: November 2011
Justin Bieber is auctioning off a snake?!
Oh. Hells. Naw. Look, I’ve been going easy on Justin Bieber with the whole baby daddy thing, mostly because I’m a firm believer in going […]
Denise Brown calls out Kris Jenner!
Because Kris Jenner will keep on whoring whores until she can’t whore no more, Kris sprayed tears into her eyes and molded her face until […]
Mike Ruiz auditions for ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’
As most of you know (or at least I HOPE most of you know) hunky celebrity photographer Mike Ruiz is kind of a regular fixture […]
Kate Gosselin is sharing her economic wisdom!
Some of you might remember a couple months ago, Kate Gosselin whined about how she had no money because her only skills included being shrill […]
Former porn star Sasha Grey read to kids at school!
Because childhood is an integral time to make sure that kids know celebrities are just like normal people, only prettier and more important, Emerson Elementary […]
Mashup: Disposable War Pigs
† FROM DJ PAUL V. If you’ve been following the mashups here, you’ve most likely heard me tell ya how much I’m an old-school rock […]
Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter!
So after this morning’s little incident where Ashton Kutcher somehow kinda ignored the whole “Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and got fired for it” […]
Snooki claims she’s not an alcoholic!
In today’s ironic new story, Jersey Shore famewhore Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi told Parade that even though nearly every picture of her, not to mention every […]
Joel McHale makes coffee sexy!
Because not everything today is about how football is somehow more important than making sure kids aren’t being raped by adults, here’s hottie Joel McHale […]
Presented without comment: Glee’s Rumour Has It / Someone Like You!
Okay, maybe just one little word: GATDAYUM. The all-girls show choir, The Troubletones, will go against the New Directions in a friendly competition in the […]
Ashton Kutcher tries, and fails, to defend Joe Paterno
We’ve kind of been avoiding the whole “Joe Pantero and a bunch of other assholes at Penn State enabled a child molester because WHO’S READY […]