Review: Another Happy Day
Every so often, a movie comes along that completely crushes you. It’s the type of movie that hits every mark on the emotional spectrum. You […]
Year: 2011
R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal
Ah hell … I just got back from a funeral and I find out that the hilarious Patrice O’Neal died? Oh, the hell with today. […]
Lady Gaga is worried she’ll never find love!
Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as “rich people can’t find love. Waaaaaah.” […]
Kim Kardashian is worried she’ll never be a mom
As Kim Kardashian tries to convince everyone that she isn’t a soulless human being who would drop-kick a baby down a football field if she […]
Art hits to close to home for Doug Hutchison!
Doug Hutchison, who you might remember as the 51-year-old man who is currently banging 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and absolutely nothing else, was recently offered a […]
BREAKING NEWS: Reese Witherspoon broke her finger
I’m not going to lie: It’s a dead news day and I’ve got some family things to attend to today, so these two fact put […]
Florence and the Machine: Take Care
OMG! This is the best cover! Catch Florence and the Machine taking on hottie Drake‘s latest single Take Care (featuring Rihanna) which also serves as […]
Miley Cyrus is probably a stoner!
Over the weekend, Miley Cyrus celebrated her nineteenth birthday exactly the way you’d expect a nineteen-year-old to party: By surrounding herself with little-people versions of […]
Courtney Stodden went to church!
So in case you couldn’t tell from the completely out of place Bible verses littering Courtney Stodden‘s Twitter feed, in between her alliterated child porn […]
‘Jersey Shore’ will give your Xmas tree an STD
Because the only thing missing from your Christmas tree was a terminal STD, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi decided to release a line of Xmas ornaments. Everything […]
Kris Jenner wants a divorce too!
After seeing how much attention Kim Kardashian got for her big fake divorce, Kris Jenner decided that the only way to attain the attention she […]
Kate Gosselin calls facelift rumors a compliment!
So last week, I pointed out how Kate Gosselin has once again contorted her face into a brand new mask of human-ish looking flesh even […]