Russell Brand got arrested too!
Sure, it might make absolutely no sense for George Clooney to be in prison, since he didn’t actually do a damn thing, but at least […]
Month: March 2012
Jennifer Lopez’s stunt double is a man
All right, I’m just going to say this now because I’m sure no one is going to get the reference: does anyone remember Jade Sotomayor […]
Meghan McCain is ‘strictly dickly’
Somehow, John McCain’s sperm was somehow able to transfer his old, angry white genes into Meghan McCain, best known for being hot and blonde and […]
Lady Gaga wants ALL THE KIDS
Despite the fact that Lady Gaga thinks she’s 24/7 art, refuses to wear normal clothes and performs the kind of constant theatrics that would scar […]
George Clooney was arrested!
Actor, humanitarian and hunk George Clooney is a class-act, and kind of the last person you would expect to be arrested for anything ever. Except […]
The Art of the Mainstream Movie: 21 Jump Street
Believe it or not, there indeed is an “art” behind the making of a successful mainstream movie. There is a misconception that the only “good” […]
Jack Black doesn’t agree with Courtney Love
Shockingly, people out there aren’t exactly hot on Courtney Love‘s recent “The Muppets are raping me and Kurt Cobain!” bit, which she somehow pulled out […]
Review: Seeking Justice
Seeking Justice is a movie that, quite frankly, you will never see. That being said, it’s actually not a horrible movie! If you want to […]
Hunger Games Workout: Get in ‘killer’ shape!
OMG you guys, are you sick of hearing about The Hunger Games yet? I mean, super excited to see the movie?!? Yah, me too. Since […]
Pauly D is going to deejay during Snooki’s delivery?
When it was announced that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was pregnant, everyone immediately jumped on the easy 2012 jokes, but I went ahead and gave her […]
Russell Brand has an arrest warrant out for him
Remember when Russell Brand tweeted a joke yesterday about how he wasn’t causing personal damage to the personal property of others by launching someone’s iPhone […]
Lindsay Lohan denies any wrongdoing!
Despite the fact that this one has all the classic elements of a Lindsay Lohan tale — a club, a car, a litigious asshole, Lindsay […]