Jon Hamm is still right about Kim K. being stupid
Since Kim Kardashian has yet to get the hint that she’s a stupid bag of cellulite whose beauty and fame fades with each passing second, […]
Month: March 2012
Russell Brand thinks he’s funny
In case you didn’t hear about this, Russell Brand snatched a guy’s iPhone and threw it through a building because Russell got all whiny about […]
Jessica Simpson will slap a hoe!
Because what America really needed was another reality TV show where a panel of three celebrity judges critique people in a given field, NBC’s Fashion […]
Jeff Lewis reinvents the home makeover show!
Jeff Lewis can be such an asshole. If you’ve ever watched an episode of his hit Bravo series Flipping Out, you’ll know: the guy can […]
An ‘Idol’ hopeful is getting kicked out for lying
I haven’t been watching American Idol this season, mostly because whoever wins is just going to have one mediocre song on the radio before fading […]
Lindsay Lohan got into a hit and run?
UPDATE: This just in via Lindsay’s Twitter account … Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted […]
Kim Kardashian: Poster child for plastic surgery!
I think it’s kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian has had some amount of plastic surgery at this point, since her […]
Is Robert Downey Jr. a gossipmonger?
While we pride ourselves on being a gossip blog, the unfortunate thing is that we very rarely, if ever, get some first-hand stories. Mostly because […]
Courtney Love is a victim of Muppet rape?
As we delve further into the mushy goop of drug-addled crazy between Courtney Love‘s ears, it appears we’ve finally gotten to the point where Courtney […]
Have you seen HardTV yet?
I’m not sure if you heard, but I have this new TV show called HardTV out right now … yes, that’s right, I’m on cable […]
Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth are divorcing!
I don’t know who either of these people are, but they’re attractive, newly single, and it’s the top story on every news site ever right […]
Jon Hamm doesn’t think he’s handsome
Proving the importance of a good sense of modesty (Kim Kardashian, I’m shooting withering glances at your dumb, fat ass) Jon Hamm revealed that despite […]