Jessica Simpson showed off her huge boobs!
Okay, okay, so new mommy Jessica Simpson may have overdone it a bit on the “eating for two” thing (the baby inside you is the […]
Month: June 2012
Box Office: ‘Brave’ beats ‘Madagascar 3’
I have to thank the critics of Brave: by judging the movie way more harshly than it deserved, my expectations were lowered enough to make […]
Justin Bieber’s new Believe tattoo
Justin Bieber was on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote his new album, Believe, which if you have a teenage daughter, you will […]
Kim Kardashian compared herself to Virgin Mary?
By now, you should know that Kim Kardashian can and will say anything for the sake of getting attention. Honestly, if the bitch held a […]
The trailer for ‘Taken 2’ (which you’ll see)
True story: This is how I ended up going to see the first Taken: (INT: The Banque Scotia Theatre in Montreal.) Me: So, what do […]
‘Liz & Dick’ is being investigated by unions
Somewhere between the fact that Lindsay Lohan ran her car into a truck before taking a nap that required medical attention, someone must have sat […]
Dorito Foreplay w/ Joe Manganiello & Kylie Minogue
Full disclosure: Doritos are the grossest thing ever in theory. There’s something about weird greasy chips covered in cheese powder that I find inherently unsettling, […]
Kris Jenner had Kim Kardashian re-shoot her sex tape?
Every fiber of my being believes this is a screaming “YES” because stupid famewhores and sex tapes are kind of squarely in my wheelhouse, but […]
A ‘Sesame Street’ movie?!
Yes, yes, I know, there is no reason a grown man should be getting excited for a Sesame Street movie, until you remember that every […]
That car crash WAS Lindsay Lohan’s fault!
You better sit down, because what I’m about to say may rock you to your very core. (*Deep Breath*) Okay, you know that car crash […]
Kristen Stewart: The highest-paid actress (for now)
Kristen Stewart just bumped Angelina Jolie off the top of the highest-paid actresses list. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Via The […]
Kim Kardashian is a liar!
At this point, if you believe anything that drips out of Kim Kardashian‘s facehole, you deserve everything bad that happens to you. And now to […]