The Kardashians are white supremacists now?
I never understood Kris Jenner‘s incessant need to give everything a name starting with the letter K. So far, my only theory on the matter […]
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Snooki is a slutty, useless news anchor now!
You see? YOU SEE?! This is what happens when you encourage stupid orange creamsicle whores. Anyway, Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was, for some […]
LeAnn Rimes celebrated her birthday in bikinis!
I swear to God, LeAnn Rimes parents must be Bloody Mary and Beetlejuice, because every time anybody so much as mentions her name, she shows […]
Reality famewhores are banned from the Walk of Fame!
Despite the fact that all you really need to get on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is money and a good publicist (The fucking Rugrats […]
Kris Jenner is cheap, probably also a whore!
So despite the fact that whore Kim Kardashian is a multi-millionaire with enough whore dollars to build her own Scrooge McDuck money pit, her mother, […]
Crystal Harris wants her own reality show!
Oh look, more whores being whorey! Yeah, apparently this is going to be the theme of the day. Anyway, months after she called off her […]
Kat Von D is doing great!
When we last left Kat Von D, she had just broken up with Jesse James and was walking off of talk shows because they talked […]
Kevin Federline had a baby!
Okay, so technically Kevin Federline didn’t have the baby himself (his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, was the one who pushed it out of her lady flower) […]
Slutty Kardashians sued over slutty purses!
Did you know that the Kardashians have their own line of purses? Despite the fact that, between the entire family, they only have one creative […]
TLC – Kate + 8
Thank you, America. You finally figured out that having more babies than you can possibly afford to care for is not a legitimate skill and […]
Brooke Hogan is not banging her dad!
So last week, Brooke Hogan hit the snooze button on the clock that announces when her fifteen minutes are up by posing nude in an […]
Snooki thinks Italy needs more tanning salons and fast food
In case the tan, the bump-it and the fact that she generally acts like a two-dollar Vegas whore weren’t a tip off enough, Snooki is […]