Obvious Teen Moms are obvious
In another fantastic example of closing the barn door after the horse has run off and gotten pregnant for money that the horse then spent […]
Famewhores
This picture of Kim Zolciak will haunt you!
OMG, this photo (featured in the latest issue of Life & Style magazine) of very pregnant Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak with her […]
Ha, Ha! Spencer Pratt got his ass kicked!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank whichever cosmic entity released this video of Spencer Pratt getting his ass beat in a Jiu-Jitsu […]
Angelina Pivarnick’s baby doesn’t belong to Dave Kovacs?
Though I’m loathe to give Angelina Pivarnick, somehow the worst person to ever grace the syphilis-infected celluloid of Jersey Shore, more attention, there’s been a […]
‘Jersey Shore’ star Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant!
In a clear sign of the apocalypse, the least likable member of the Jersey Shore herp squad (and that’s saying something) Angelina Pivarnick is now […]
Gross Couple Alert: Tila Tequila and Nick Hogan!
Until Hitler rises from his grave and starts porking Queen Mary I, I think we’ve officially found the worst couple ever: Nick Hogan and Tila […]
Kristin Cavallari got engaged!
And in related news: Kristin Cavallari is still not dead from some strain of super herpes. Anyway, the evil blonde bitch whore from The Hills […]
Bruno Tonioli thinks Kendra Wilkinson is a stripper!
Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Kendra Wilkinson did a samba routine which, and I really hate to admit this because Kendra is so […]
All aboard Michael Lohan’s fail boat!
What’s worse than Michael Lohan opening his own rehab facility? Michael Lohan opening his own rehab facility on a fucking yacht, that’s what. Somewhere, deep […]
Teenage famewhores get pregnant to be on MTV?
Because this is exactly what happens when you announce you’ll give money and attention to inbred, uneducated white trash if they can get knocked up, […]
LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian: Getting divorced in four months!
It’s a bad sign when the only way I can announce that you’ve gotten married is by stating how long you’re going to last before […]
JWoww stabbed her ex-boyfriend?
It really shouldn’t surprise you that the cast of Jersey Shore might not be the most stable people, mostly because getting a bunch of previously […]