Kim Kardashian Is Going Green
Because it’s been fucking forever since Kim Kardashian put her name on something (It was a toilet seat. Seriously), Kim is apparently the new face […]
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Kim Kardashian Vs. Teen Mom
You know, it really is hard for Kim Kardashian to hold on to the title of “America’s Top Whore”, which is why she’s decided to […]
I’m Pretty Sure This Is Considered A Hate Crime …
It’s official: Kim Kardashian has inflicted her first “single” onto humanity. I am so sorry. There’s no way someone can deliberately show this to someone […]
Have We Learned Nothing From Paris Hilton?
Because apparently having Paris Hilton inflicted upon society has taught us nothing except that herpes is incredibly unpleasant, Kim Kardashian is burning pretty fast through […]
Kim Kardashian hungers!
Yeah, remember how Kim Kardashian was rumored to be dating Halle Berry‘s sloppy seconds and that they were ever-so in love? Well ha ha! No. […]
Kim Kardashian is going to be dead for awhile!
Yeah, remember how Alicia Keys had that great idea to kick celebrities off of Twitter until fans ponied up a million bucks for the Keep […]
Five Things Wrong: Kim Kardashian is dead!
As a way to raise money for her charity, Keep A Child Alive, Alicia Keys has convinced celebrities like Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, and Kim […]
Kim Kardashian gets around (If you know what I mean!)
Now that Kim Kardashian has entered her ‘fuck anything with a dick and an agent’ phase of her famewhore career, Kim has been seen hanging […]
Kim Kardashian has a song out too? Fantastic!
Apparently, ‘create a generic, vanilla-pop dance track’ was up next on Kim Kardashian‘s famewhore to-do list, because lo and behold, the girl has just inflicted […]
Kim Kardashian is a haggard old witch apparently!
It’s official people: You can all kiss Kim Kardashian‘s piss-soaked ass goodbye. Kim has agreed to never pose nude again because she thinks that she’s […]
Someone threw a drink at Kim Kardashian!
Let me start off by saying that violence against women is never funny. Unless it involves clowns. Then it’s hilarious (just kidding). That being said, […]
Kim Kardashian might be with child!
Oh goddammit, who allowed this woman to reproduce? Well, it had to happen eventually: Kim Kardashian is dropping hints that she might be pregnant, which […]