No one likes Chris Brown!
Shockingly, Chris Brown somehow made it through an entire TV appearance on Dancing with the Stars last night without ripping off his shirt or throwing […]
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Justin Bieber’s lock of hair has bodyguards. Seriously.
Generally, we try to schedule all the posts that will make you lose any and all faith in a loving God for the afternoon, but […]
Darren Criss got capital D-RUUUUUUNK!
Some people are cute when they’re drunk, and some people are … less cute. Glee star Darren Criss is not one of those people who […]
Chris Brown’s DWTS performance is going to end well!
So despite the fact that he trashed the fresh hell out of their Good Morning America set, ABC decided to have Chris Brown perform on […]
Chris Brown also sucks as a neighbor!
You know, sometimes I feel bad for beating up on Chris Brown as much as I do. And then I remember that Chris beat up […]
Chris Brown’s publicist just jumped ship!
Yeah, surprise surprise here, but following Chris Brown‘s breakfast break-down a couple days ago on Good Morning America, his publicist has decided to jump ship […]
Russell Simmons: LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALOOOOOOOOONE!
That was supposed to be Chris Crocker. Did it work? No? Fuck it, I tried. Anyway, Russell Simmons wrote a long-winded spiel about how we […]
Adele reigns queen!
Soul stirring crooner Adele continues to take the music charts literally by storm with her new album 21. The British native now returns to the […]
The Drunken Mousketeer is on Twitter now!
Taking a page from Charlie Sheen, Christina Aguilera has hopped on Twitter (@TheRealXtina), which is more or less the final refuge for drunk celebrities looking […]
Never Mind, Chris Brown isn’t going to jail!
Guess what, everyone? It turns out ABC won’t be pressing charges against Chris Brown after he stormed out of an interview, broke a window and […]
Chris Brown might be heading to jail!
UPDATE: Never Mind, Chris Brown isn’t going to jail! So now that the proverbial shit has hit the proverbial fan (again) for Chris Brown, it […]
Chris Brown is still angry!
Remember how, after he tried to eat his girlfriend’s face like a fruit roll-up, Chris Brown went to anger management, did the absolute bare minimum […]