It’s Friday, Here’s Ryan Reynolds
Because it’s Friday and I refuse to write one more fucking thing about Lindsay Lohan smuggling crystal meth in her vagina or whatever the fuck […]
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50 Cent is our generation’s Shakespeare!
So as it turns out, giving 50 Cent a penny for his thoughts is probably a bit of a rip-off (HA! See what I did […]
Miley pulled a Britney!
She’s just about to turn eighteen (in November) and Miley Cyrus is already forgetting to wear her bra … one of Britney Spears favorite moves […]
Lady Gaga doesn’t understand how extensions work!
It’s been a couple weeks since Lady Gaga wore something wild and/or crazy, so last night she wore a dress made of hair. Meh. I […]
‘The Situation’ is hung … like a hamster!
I’m sure this must come as some sort of huge shock to all of you, but someone has come forward to say that The Situation […]
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran someone over!
With Lindsay off doing rails with her mother in rehab, someone has to take the title of “Celebrity train wreck we all hope ODs on […]
25 things you didn’t know about Liza Minnelli!
Oh you guys know how much I love Liza Minnelli (at least my girl Agent Bedhead does!) and just this week she released her twelfth […]
Please let this be a bad MST3K episode!
It’s a slow news day, okay? That’s the only reason I’m posting this trailer to Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard‘s fake movie. At least I hope it’s fake. […]
The last funny person on SNL to be honored!
Tina Fey, who was pretty much the last talented or funny person on Saturday Night Live, will be honored at The Kennedy Center with The […]
Khloé Kardashian should not reproduce!
I’m not sure if you know this, but I hate kids. Like, a lot. If it were at all possible, I would make it so […]
I guess we’re stuck with Rihanna’s red wig for now!
Earlier tonight Rihanna unveiled the cover of her upcoming album Loud (releasing Nov. 12th) on her Facebook page (it’s posted below) I’m super stoked for […]
Hottie Dylan McDermott takes his shirt off!
I’ve had a thing for hottie Dylan McDermott for years now, I loved when he was playing ‘Bobby Donnell’ on The Practice – what a […]