Does the world really need Katie Price iPods?!
(Classy lady) Katie Price launches her (slutty) Boutique iPod range at The Worx. Ms. Price wore a (ugly ass) headpiece made out of (shitty looking) […]
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It was the adderall’s fault!
Because Lindsay Lohan honestly can’t get enough “Get Out Of Jail Free” cards, doctors are coming forward saying that she actually ISN’T a bipolar drug […]
Speidi is fighting over a book. Really.
Now that Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have finally split, Pedo-Beard has decided to write a tell-all book about The Hills and his co-stars and […]
YAY! Betty White is getting a book deal!
Let’s just file this one under “Well it’s about fucking time”: Betty White is getting a two-book deal by the sole virtue of her being […]
MTV’s Video Music Awards might not suck for once!
In the hopes of finally airing an awards show that isn’t a complete and total embarrassment to MTV, Chelsea Handler has been signed on to […]
Guess who’s banging now?
I’ll give you a hint: it’s the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock with America’s Favourite Nazi Whore, and that girl with stupid stars all […]
Alexander Skarsgard. Naked. Yes.
Something something something Alexander Skarsgård something True Blood something something NO SOCK ON HIS PENIS! HOLY CRAP! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING […]
Zsa Zsa Gabor: A retrospective!
Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor has recently returned home from a local Los Angeles, California hospital after having complications from a recent hip replacement surgery. Zsa […]
Tyra Banks is sorry you’re not anorexic
The good folks at The CW have released a teaser trailer for the upcoming season of Who Wants To Die Of Malnutrition? America’s Next Top […]
R.I.P.: That guy who back-scooped Heidi Montag
So Dr. Frank Ryan, that plastic surgeon who decided to perform ten different surgeries on mentally imbalanced and not at all intelligent rich bitch Heidi […]
Kim Kardashian: Still pissed off about being pissed on
Kim Kardashian, who’s essentially famous for having a giant ass and getting peed on by Brandy‘s brother Ray J in her sex tape, wants you […]
Justin Bieber is kind of a total dick
Justin Bieber, that 16-year-old boy who looks remarkably like a 12-year-old lesbian, decided to get revenge on a kid who hacked into one of his […]