FitnessBytes: All hail Harper!
Truth Time: I’d force feed myself to the point of morbid obesity just to get Bob Harper‘s attention. Then, while helping me lose the weight […]
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FitnessBytes: Check yourself before you wreck yourself!
Oh, Kym Johnson! First of all, congratulations on your DWTS win … you poor, poor thing (she busted her neck during rehearsal). I can’t help […]
FitnessBytes: Just dance!
You’ll have to excuse my tank top in this video with Laurieann Gibson (Lady Gaga‘s choreographer), they told me to come ready to dance — […]
FitnessBytes: Bring down the hammer!
Ok, truth time. hands up if you’re crushing on Chris Hemsworth. He’s the Hemsworth who’s in Thor and DIDN’T date Miley Cyrus. I think that […]
FitnessBytes: Grab some balls!
Dodgeball: It’s not just for middle school kids! True story. Don’t believe me? Ask Christopher Showerman: If you don’t recognize this hot bitch, he looks […]
FitnessBytes: You can’t live forever, but you can die trying!
I’m not saying Giorgio Armani is a hot piece of ass, but looking at him strut his stuff in a mankini like he doesn’t give […]
FitnessBytes: Charlie Sheen’s rock body!
Well, well, well … it seems Charlie Sheen is full of surprises. I expected the typical crack flab (skinny fat) underneath those ridiculous Hawaiian shirts, […]
FitnessBytes: Show some f*cking class!
Tom Ford is a fashion icon, critically-acclaimed director and all around hot bitch. I do what the beautiful people tell me to do! He recently […]
FitnessBytes: There’s an app for that!
Remember when Taylor Lautner went from skinny twink to muscle twink, you guys? Before and after pictures are the most dramatic way to illustrate a […]
FitnessBytes: Stop being a filthy whore!
I see you gross bitches carrying the same dirty old gym bag every damn day (throws Kellan Lutz a side eye)! Seriously, y’all nasty! “[A […]
FitnessBytes: Better with a buddy!
With great shame I openly admitted my affection for the Jersey Shore guidos (well, not FOR them personally but the fantasy of them oiled up, […]
FitnessBytes: Take a catnap!
We were all exhausted after this year’s Oscars. Just ask James Franco. This guy knows what I’m talking about. Pictured taking a “catnap” with his […]