Catherine Zeta-Jones took a camera to the face!
Please note: This is not what people mean when they say a model gives great face. Anyway, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas were in London […]
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About those new Rihanna pictures …
Yes, okay? I know they’re out there, new pictures of the injuries of Chris Brown gave Rihanna are floating around the web, and they’re … […]
Charlie Sheen has gone coo-coo for cocaine!
Yeah, remember that trip to the Bahamas Charlie Sheen went on with three clearly suicidal women? Well, it gets better: Charlie gave a clearly coked-out […]
Khloe Kardashian wants to get pregnant!
Well, we knew it had to happen eventually: Khloé Kardashian is apparently looking to get preggers because the world can always use another Kardashian in […]
Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice!
And the plot gets thinner … apparently, Lindsay Lohan had an accomplice during her now infamous necklace heist, who served as her distraction while she […]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Charlie Sheen goes on vacation …
… with his pot-model girlfriend, a pornstar, and his ex-wife whose throat he held a knife against. Or did he shoot her? Oh, wait, no, […]
Demi Lovato and Fez are banging!
Fresh out of rehab, Demi Lovato (18-years-old) has reportedly reunited with Wilmer Valderrama (31-years-old), which seems gross now, but hold on because HOLY SHIT, the […]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t want to enhance butts!
So somewhere between endorsing a credit card that sends teenage girls to the poor house and pimping out Silly Bandz (I actually had to look […]
Justin Bieber to Fans: Whatever!
Yeah, remember when I said Justin Bieber‘s haircut would sap him of his stranglehold on the delusional, teenage masses? Well it turns out I was […]
Lindsay: Spending six months in jail?
… HA! I’m just fucking with ya! Lindsay Lohan? In jail? HAW! Anyway, Lindsay was in court today (naturally, dressed like a hooooooooer) where the […]
Chris Brown is allowed near Rihanna, oh crap!
Does this count as another Celebrities Who Hate Each Other post? Probably, yes. Anyway, a judge has lightened the restraining order placed on Chris Brown, […]
Rihanna vs. Donald Trump!
I know, two back-to-back feuds today. Apparently, the theme of today’s posts is Celebrities Who Hate Each Other. Anyway, Rihanna was supposed to perform at […]