Tina Fey is not a witch!
In an essay for The New Yorker called Confessions of a Juggler (which automatically makes this the most sophisticated write-up I’ve ever done for this […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Speidi is going to Abu Dhabi. Keep them!
So the two-headed beast of fail and whoredom known as Speidi is apparently planning a vacation to Abu Dhabi to see an MMA tournament. Wait, […]
The Black Eyed Peas just ruined music forever!
We’ve already covered a commercial, we briefly mentioned the game, so now it’s time to cover the last part of the Super Bowl: The half-time […]
Kim Kardashian sluts it up for useless shoes!
Now that we have the actual game out of the way, let’s move on to the things that really matter: Commercials! Wee! Continuing her tradition […]
So the Super Bowl happened last night …
Yup, looks like today is the annual post-Superbowl come-down day here on PopBytes, and I couldn’t be more ambivalent about a sport that isn’t even […]
Did Robyn just diss Katy Perry?
By now you’ve probably heard that Robyn is going to be touring with Katy Perry (and if you happen to be gay, chances are you […]
Gisele Bündchen just pissed off sunscreen makers!
So apparently supermodel Gisele Bündchen managed to piss of a bunch of people by saying she doesn’t use sunscreen because it’s full of chemicals. Which […]
Bruno Mars got a plea deal for cocaine!
Oh look, someone other than Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen getting busted for cocaine. How quaint. Anyway, Bruno Mars, the most annoyingly vanilla man on […]
Lindsay Lohan might be a kleptomaniac!
So by now you’ve probably heard about Lindsay Lohan stealing a $2,500 necklace (a story that, I swear to God, along with the Charlie Sheen […]
Halle says Gabriel doesn’t consider his daughter black
Because Halle Berry hasn’t done enough in the past couple days to convince us that she is batshit insane and a vindictive bitch, “sources close […]
The Beelzebieber took over ‘The Daily Show’
In a desperate attempt to appeal to the only demographic he just can’t seem to grasp (People with brains), Justin Bieber appeared on The Daily […]
Rihanna may have ripped off David LaChapelle!
So by now you’ve probably seen the terrible video to Rihanna‘s otherwise catchy song S&M, right? Well, unless you live in one of the 11 […]