Aaaaaaand Lindsay’s Going Back To Jail!
Well that was fast: The Riverside County DA believes that they have enough evidence on Lindsay Lohan to put her away for battery stemming from […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Justin Bieber has devoured Michael Jackson’s soul!
With Justin Bieber‘s dark power on the wise (wonder why all those birds started dying in Arkansas? Biebs did it), BeelzeBieber has landed on the […]
Gerard Butler is SO MANLY! GRAAAAAAH!!!
Are you tired of boring, non-manly moisturizer? Well then Gerard Butler is here to tell you that you can be a manly man and still […]
GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH!
An Aliens reference? Anyone? Anyone? Nope? Okay then. Anyway, Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock were spotted ringing in the new year together in Austin, Texas […]
Snooki Has Written The Great American Novel
Plucked fresh from the virgin mind of our golden lady, doth comes this most rapturous of reads: A Shore Thing, from the loquacious plume of […]
Oh Lindsay, You’ve Done It Again!
Now that Lindsay Lohan is free from the shackles of sobriety and ready to go back to not working, she’s decided to move away to […]
JUSTIN BIEBER DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
So Justin Bieber was caught making out with Selena Gomez this weekend (presumably after screaming “EWWWW! GIRL LIPS!” and then crying). Guess how well this […]
Mila Kunis finally dumped Macaulay Culkin!
After eight years of dating (EIGHT. FUCKING. YEARS.), Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin finally broke up, which I’m assuming has something to do with the […]
Snooki Falls Down, Does Not Go Boom
Well, it happened: MTV stayed true to their word and dropped Snooki to ring in the new year, and it was… boring. Really boring. MTV, […]
I’m Pretty Sure This Is Considered A Hate Crime …
It’s official: Kim Kardashian has inflicted her first “single” onto humanity. I am so sorry. There’s no way someone can deliberately show this to someone […]
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got denied – HA!
So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, who I’m sure have actual jobs but are now exclusively known for being dirty cheating whores, apparently tried getting […]
I Think Michael Lohan Just Broke My Brain
Another day, another way Michael Lohan has found to make himself seem as completely goddamn insane as humanely possible. Case in point: Michael has commissioned […]