Celebrities Get Better Presents Than You!
Remember how when you were a kid, you were told that only nice kids get presents from Santa, yet the rich douchebag at school always […]
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Paris Hilton is *really* desperate now!
After realizing that her career was basically over and that she needed a new one, Paris Hilton decided to yank one up the only way […]
Ozzy Osbourne doesn’t want to be alive anymore!
So after dissing Justin Bieber on TV, Ozzy Osbourne has decided to put the final period on his own suicide note by saying that Lady […]
Oh look, the whores hate each other now!
Ha ha ha, Paris Hilton is sad now because everyone’s pretty much forgotten her skanky ass and are now all about Kim Kardashian‘s wide-load. Especially […]
Jersey Shore, season 3: Ronnie gets fingered!
Apparently, someone here has been extra naughty this year, because just in time for Xmas, here’s a promo for the 3rd season of Jersey Shore. […]
The snitch Lindsay beat up was fired!
So as it turns out, after getting smacked by Lindsay Lohan for trying to do her job, the Betty Ford employee that got into an […]
Alexander Skarsgard naked for hours. Thanks Santa!
Ho ho ho! While he may have failed to give us the stabbing of Paris Hilton, Santa has instead given us the second greatest gift […]
WE WERE THIS CLOSE! THIS CLOSE!
Now that we’ve established that Paris Hilton‘s … is it a career? Can you actually call it a career if she doesn’t do anything? Well, […]
Scarlett treated RyRey badly!
It may be a little early, but I think it’s safe to say that Ryan Reynolds has won in his and his now ex-wife Scarlett […]
Heather Morris might be the new Buffy!
Alright, so at first I heard that Buffy was getting a reboot that wasn’t in comic form (God bless you, unofficial season 8!), I was […]
Drunken assault? Oh, Lindsay …
So by now you’ve probably heard about how The Betty Ford Clinic gave Lindsay Lohan an inch of freedom and how she in turn took […]
Surgery makes Famewhore Barbie feel like this —> :(
As we draw nearer and nearer to Heidi Montag‘s body’s first birthday, it seems Famewhore Barbie is still bitching and moaning about how getting ten […]