Ashton Kutcher vs. Vivid Video!
Alright, so by now I think we all know that the only thing Vivid Video is apparently capable of doing is using D-list celebrities to […]
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Everyone can kiss Brit’s lily white southern ass!
Alright, now that everyone knows Star magazine is written by a bunch of liars, Britney Spears somehow managed to sneak past her conservators to show […]
Mayonnaise makes your lady bits shine?
For reasons beyond me, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian were invited onto Konan – I’m sorry, CONAN (fucking K’s) last night to discuss their new […]
How the Gosselins stole Christmas!
So as it turns out, subjecting your kids to round-the-clock filming might actually screw them up and turn them into violent brats. Don’t believe me? […]
Paris Hilton ran out of gas AND electricity!
So Paris Hilton was driving along in LA yesterday when her car apparently ran out of fuel and she needed to call a friend for […]
Miley Cyrus sexting photo leaked?
Alright, so apparently some sexting pictures surfaced today of someone who was supposed to be Miley Cyrus flashing the goods. Naturally, this caused the entire […]
Kim Kardashian is going to be dead for awhile!
Yeah, remember how Alicia Keys had that great idea to kick celebrities off of Twitter until fans ponied up a million bucks for the Keep […]
Tom & Gisele get in the Christmas spirit!
The holidays are almost here, which means it’s time to light your house up with Christmas lights! And if you happen to be Tom Brady […]
Heidi Montag learns self-defense!
Now that she and her stupid husband are completely broke (No matter how many times I say that out loud, it never stops being funny!) […]
Britney Spears’ romance DID NOT explode in violence!
Yup, I was right! Not only are the tapes released by Radar Online fake, but the story printed in Star magazine is false and Britney […]
Oh, Jessica …
Not content with trying to one-up her ex-husband, Nick Lachey‘s engagement by running out, buying her own ring and forcing her gold-digging boyfriend Eric Johnson […]
Another Palin to be on ‘Dancing with the Stars’?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Clears throat* Sorry about that, don’t know where that came from. Where was I? Ah, yes: Dancing with the Stars, after taking a step […]