Katy Perry and Russell Brand got hitched!
It finally happened! Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married, or as it’s known in Hollywood, pre-divorced. Just kidding. This means that for those of […]
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Taylor Momsen is illegal!
First, let me just start off by saying that I try not to make fun of minors too often. Mostly because it’s too easy and […]
Snooki hasn’t had smoosh smoosh in three months!
Who wants to hear about Snooki‘s sex life? What’s that? You’d rather I come to your house and drill a hole in your head than […]
Mel Gibson won’t be getting a hangover!
I apologize for the lame headline, but unfortunately, “The Hangover 2: Now With 50% Fewer Arson-Related Blowjobs” was a little too long. Anyway, after it […]
Spencer vs. Perez: There can be only one douchebag!
Because ‘The Time Of Gathering’ is upon us and they must utilize ‘The Quickening’ in order to fight for power over all douchebags (It’s a […]
J-Woww is a ‘Jersey Shore’ dumbass!
So J-Woww, the chick from Jersey Shore who has big boobs and isn’t Snooki, was reportedly offered $400,000 to pose topless for Playboy, only to […]
Dianna Agron is kinda awesome!
Alright, so by now you’ve probably heard about the racy shoot that Glee stars Cory Monteith, Lea Michele and Dianna Agron did for GQ, and […]
Steven Daigle is in jail now!
Alright, who’s ready to count the number of punches I’m about to pull? Anyway, Steven Daigle, who was on Big Brother 10 for about two […]
All the pregnant ladies, put your hands up!
… Hey, it was either that or “If you liked it then you shoulda put your sperm in it”, but there’s only so much I […]
Kristen Stewart is a pole dancer!
Alright, here’s the thing: I hate the Twilight movies. HATE. The books too. Seriously, if you’re idea of a strong female role model involves an […]
What the eff, Bristol Palin. What. The. Eff.
I know I rag on Bristol Palin a lot for being an outright hypocrite when it comes to sex and ‘modesty’, but I’ll give her […]
Kim Kardashian is a haggard old witch apparently!
It’s official people: You can all kiss Kim Kardashian‘s piss-soaked ass goodbye. Kim has agreed to never pose nude again because she thinks that she’s […]