Justin Bieber vs. An actual 12-year-old
Alright, so by now you’ve already heard that Justin Bieber was caught in a mini-scandal over the weekend when he got into a fight with […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
THE BEEF IS PISSED!
Let’s say you’re Shia Laboeuf. You’ve just finished up your day on set for Transformers 3: Autobots vs. The Mooninites and you’re chilling with a […]
Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!
By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she’s a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because […]
Michael Lohan will ‘become’ a drunk for Lindsay!
Now that his meal ticket daughter is locked away in rehab and he has zero chance of seeing her, Michael Lohan is determined to break […]
All Snooki! All the time!
Because America just can’t get enough magical leprechaun vagina, Snooki might be getting her own spin-off of Jersey Shore now that everyone in the house […]
Jackass Is gay!
Because apparently someone out there couldn’t quite figure out that the show where guys tie toy helicopters to their penises might be about as straight […]
Gavin Rossdale took the Gay-Train to Poundtown!
… Which is all just a classy way of saying he once had a gay fling. Ah, college … Anyway, after fourteen years, Gavin Rossdale […]
Chelsea Handler to star in ’30 Rock 2: Electric Boogaloo’!
Full disclosure here: I really do love Chelsea Handler. I really do. That being said, I haven’t eaten in forty-eight hours, I just got off […]
Lookin’ good, Aaron Carter!
So let’s say you’re a former teen heartthrob (think Justin Bieber, only without the stupid helmet hair and the weird date-rapey vibe) who, after years […]
‘Sex And The City’ isn’t quite dead yet!
It’s Canadian Thanksgiving up here, which means it’s time for us all to think about what we’re thankful for. Personally, I’m thankful for dumbass celebrities […]
Miley Cyrus’ new music video is … appropriate?
Look, I usually don’t judge people for their sex lives, unless I think they’re just exploiting it for a little face time. I mean hell, […]
Someone threw a drink at Kim Kardashian!
Let me start off by saying that violence against women is never funny. Unless it involves clowns. Then it’s hilarious (just kidding). That being said, […]