It’s Friday, Here’s Ryan Reynolds
Because it’s Friday and I refuse to write one more fucking thing about Lindsay Lohan smuggling crystal meth in her vagina or whatever the fuck […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
50 Cent is our generation’s Shakespeare!
So as it turns out, giving 50 Cent a penny for his thoughts is probably a bit of a rip-off (HA! See what I did […]
Lady Gaga doesn’t understand how extensions work!
It’s been a couple weeks since Lady Gaga wore something wild and/or crazy, so last night she wore a dress made of hair. Meh. I […]
‘The Situation’ is hung … like a hamster!
I’m sure this must come as some sort of huge shock to all of you, but someone has come forward to say that The Situation […]
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran someone over!
With Lindsay off doing rails with her mother in rehab, someone has to take the title of “Celebrity train wreck we all hope ODs on […]
Please let this be a bad MST3K episode!
It’s a slow news day, okay? That’s the only reason I’m posting this trailer to Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard‘s fake movie. At least I hope it’s fake. […]
The last funny person on SNL to be honored!
Tina Fey, who was pretty much the last talented or funny person on Saturday Night Live, will be honored at The Kennedy Center with The […]
Khloé Kardashian should not reproduce!
I’m not sure if you know this, but I hate kids. Like, a lot. If it were at all possible, I would make it so […]
Mariah Carey fall down go boom
Am I an awful person for laughing at Mariah Carey for wiping out onstage during her concert tour? Yes, yes I am. But I’ve come […]
And Lindsay Lohan’s back in jail. Again.
Well who couldn’t see this one coming: Lindsay Lohan is back in jail (AGAIN) for failing two of her court mandated drug tests because Lindsay […]
James Franco was not a grade-A acting student!
Proving once and for all that acting teachers have no idea what they’re talking about and that acting performance was so much better than “So-So” […]
Ashley Greene hearts sex shops!
Ashley Greene, who some of you might remember from one of those sparkly vampire movies or some shit like that, was reportedly spotted at an […]