It was the adderall’s fault!
Because Lindsay Lohan honestly can’t get enough “Get Out Of Jail Free” cards, doctors are coming forward saying that she actually ISN’T a bipolar drug […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Speidi is fighting over a book. Really.
Now that Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have finally split, Pedo-Beard has decided to write a tell-all book about The Hills and his co-stars and […]
YAY! Betty White is getting a book deal!
Let’s just file this one under “Well it’s about fucking time”: Betty White is getting a two-book deal by the sole virtue of her being […]
MTV’s Video Music Awards might not suck for once!
In the hopes of finally airing an awards show that isn’t a complete and total embarrassment to MTV, Chelsea Handler has been signed on to […]
Guess who’s banging now?
I’ll give you a hint: it’s the guy who cheated on Sandra Bullock with America’s Favourite Nazi Whore, and that girl with stupid stars all […]
Alexander Skarsgard. Naked. Yes.
Something something something Alexander Skarsgård something True Blood something something NO SOCK ON HIS PENIS! HOLY CRAP! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING […]
Tyra Banks is sorry you’re not anorexic
The good folks at The CW have released a teaser trailer for the upcoming season of Who Wants To Die Of Malnutrition? America’s Next Top […]
R.I.P.: That guy who back-scooped Heidi Montag
So Dr. Frank Ryan, that plastic surgeon who decided to perform ten different surgeries on mentally imbalanced and not at all intelligent rich bitch Heidi […]
Kim Kardashian: Still pissed off about being pissed on
Kim Kardashian, who’s essentially famous for having a giant ass and getting peed on by Brandy‘s brother Ray J in her sex tape, wants you […]
Justin Bieber is kind of a total dick
Justin Bieber, that 16-year-old boy who looks remarkably like a 12-year-old lesbian, decided to get revenge on a kid who hacked into one of his […]
That tequila bitch got attacked or something
Prepare to hate everyone and everything that ever existed: This weekend, That Tequila Bitch performed at the annual Gathering of the Juggaloes (this is a […]
Even Spencer Pratt’s sister hates him!
Because he hadn’t gotten to the point where literally every person in the world hates him juuuuuuuuust yet, it appears that Stephanie Pratt, the sister […]