Jerry O’Connell trolls Shia LaBeouf’s stupid art show
So apparently, Shia LaBeouf‘s rip-off of Marina Abramović is actually doing well in Los Angeles, mostly because there are a ton of people who want […]
Farrah Abraham: I want to be a virgin forever—or a nun
So far, Farrah Abraham has plugged her latest porno by lying about it being released without her permission, only to have that lie blow up […]
Nicki Minaj has a new song / video out …
Hey look, a brand-new music video from Nicki Minaj which dropped on the very same day as Mariah Carey‘s latest single, “You’re Mine (Eternal)” … […]
Bruce Jenner is opting out of the Kardashians
Now that Bruce Jenner has broken out of the cocoon of whoredom he was trapped in during his time with Kris Jenner, and is metamorphosing […]
The Game might replace Lamar Odom on KUWTK?
Full disclosure: I was debating whether or not to frame this as Khloe Kardashian moving on from Lamar Odom and hooking up with The Game, […]
Billy Ray Cyrus made a rap sequel to “Achy Breaky Heart”
You know a music video is bad when it opens with Larry King literally apologizing for what’s about to happen. Throw in a rap/country cross-over […]
Tegan and Sara & The Lonely Island’s “Everything Is Awesome”
Quick story: On Monday, the boyfriend and I went to see The LEGO Movie (which was AMAZING, by the way) and stayed for the closing credits. […]
George Zimmerman’s charity fight got shut down
After George Zimmerman‘s fight got canceled the first time and was subsequently replaced with a harder, “street rules” fight, Zimmerman tried to play the whole […]
Kristen Stewart wrote a poem and blew up the web
So apparently, one of the big stories today is Kristen Stewart writing some poetry after that omnipotent Twilight franchise finally ended. So let’s just cut […]
Watch: St. Vincent played for Diane von Furstenberg at NYFW
If you haven’t been staying up to date with New York Fashion Week … TOM AND LORENZO! Go through all their coverage. Personally, I’d start […]
There’s a video of Justin Bieber urinating in jail
Yes, yes, I know: There’s already a video of Justin Bieber urinating floating around out there. But this one is DIFFERENT. Because last time, he […]
Miley Cyrus turned down that naked prom invite
Because I’m contractually obligated to run any story that involving celebs and nudity (pro tip: You can’t go back on a contract signed in blood. […]