The real Chris Brown … ugh
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Chris Brown dumped his girlfriend for Rihanna?
Earlier this morning, pictures circulated of Chris Brown hanging out with Rihanna in a New York City bar, which everyone assumed meant that they were […]
Rihanna and Chris Brown got frisky in a bathroom?
I don’t know what’s going on in Hollywood right now, but it’s like everyone woke up today and said “Let’s take a huge crap on […]
Rihanna to defend Chris Brown in court?
So I’m not sure if you know this, but if you’re on probation, you’re apparently supposed to stay off drugs and obey laws and stuff? […]
Chris Brown’s crew harassed a Good Samaritan?
Chris Brown has really earned his tough guy rep, what with his beating up women and throwing a hissy fit on Twitter when Drake gave […]
Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is not Rihanna
The other day, the web caught wind of Chris Brown‘s new neck tattoo, which featured a woman’s face which appeared to be heavily battered and […]
The 2012 VMA nominations are here!
Did you know MTV still shows music videos? Neither did I, but apparently they do because they’re still running an entire awards show around it. […]
Chris Brown is a total gangsta
Yesterday, Drake‘s and Chris Brown‘s crews allegedly got into a little bitty scuffle that ended with Chris getting a cut on his face, and apparently […]
An open letter to Chris Brown
Dear Chris Brown, I heard your entourage got into a little scuffle with Drake‘s entourage and you got a cut on your face. Well … […]
Chris Brown is sellling puppies now? Fantastic
Despite the fact that there are currently thousands of pit bull puppies, as well as other dogs, in animal shelters and rescue homes looking for […]
Reese Witherspoon told her kids not to be like Chris Brown
Say what you will about Reese Witherspoon — specifically that she can cut diamonds with her chin. I swear to God, if I had a […]
Chris Brown snatched some girl’s iPhone!
I’ve been trying to hold off on the Chris Brown stories as of late, mostly because you can only beat the “Chris Brown is a […]